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| Sharing funny Christmas quotes gives a family an | | | | 2. I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was |
| opportunity to laugh together and feel a sense of | | | | six. Mother took me to see him in a department |
| joy, jolliness and closeness during the festive | | | | store and he asked for my autograph. Shirley |
| season. As an added bonus families will reap health | | | | Temple |
| benefits in the process. Laughter helps to project | | | | 3. The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot |
| your nervous system, reduce stress, boost your | | | | have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This |
| immune system and gives your internal organs a | | | | wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find |
| good work-out. Sharing funny Christmas quotes is | | | | three wise men and a virgin. Jay Leno |
| an opportunity to come together sharing | | | | 4. Decorate your homes with lots of mistletoe... |
| inspiration, joy and a few laughs. Give a gift that | | | | this won't really help the environment... But more |
| brings joy to the ones you love on a whole new | | | | kissing has got to be good for world peace. |
| level by sharing funny Christmas quotes. | | | | GreenPeace |
| You can add Christmas quotes to your Christmas | | | | 5. Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a |
| cards to make them even more enjoyable and | | | | communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a |
| memorable for the recipient. You could also add | | | | pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking? |
| them to your own home made Christmas | | | | Arlo Guthrie |
| crackers. How about being creative and paint | | | | 6. Christmas just like a day at the office; you do |
| Christmas quotes onto a Christmas bowl, pot | | | | all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all |
| plant, a Christmas apron or even onto Christmas | | | | the credit. Anonymous |
| cushions or throw rugs which you could also give | | | | 7. In the old days, it was not called the Holiday |
| as fun and inspirational gifts too. With a little | | | | Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and |
| imagination and creativity, ideas for sharing funny | | | | went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukka' and |
| Christmas quotes and applications are endless. | | | | went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties |
| So why not start a new tradition in your home | | | | and drank. People passing each other on the |
| and get the whole family involved in finding on the | | | | street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy |
| internet or in books from the library funny | | | | Hanukka!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the |
| Christmas quotes. You could even encourage | | | | wall! Dave Barry |
| everyone to make up their own original funny | | | | Introducing some funny Christmas quotes will |
| Christmas quote. You could extend an invitation to | | | | open the door for extra fun, laughter and holiday |
| extended family and friends to bring along a funny | | | | jolliness this Christmas festive season. So do not |
| Christmas quote to share at your Christmas | | | | miss an opportunity to add more inspiration, fun |
| get-together. You could even have a prize gift for | | | | and laughter to your celebrations. Remember that |
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| hundreds to choose from and why not even | | | | experiences and fond memories together. |
| make up your funny Christmas quotes. | | | | Introducing funny Christmas quotes is an |
| Here are seven top funny Christmas quotes to | | | | opportunity to add more joy, jolliness and depth |
| help you get started: | | | | to your family, friends and office gatherings this |
| 1. I once bought my kids a set of batteries for | | | | festive Christmas season. |
| Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not | | | | |