The Top Ten Reasons I Wish I Were Jewish

I have been a greeting card professional sincefriends are thrilled to allow me to celebrate with
1987. And I have lived in New York since 1981. Ithem.
have watched with intense interest all of theHappy Hanukkah, Chanukkah, Chanukah, and
wonderful Jewish festivals and Hanukkah is reallyHanukah. However you spell it, enjoy every
a HAPPY HOLIDAY!second, hour and "crazy Eight days" of this
So as my continued commitment to "Celebratewonderful festival of lights!
Life" I am celebrating my first Chanukah this year.The Top Ten Reasons I wish I were Jewish
I created a online Hanukiah (Hanukkah menorah)Reason #10: I love clarinet music.
which lights a new candle ever evening atReason #9: I love potato pancakes.
sundown EST and an interactive dreidel game inReason #8: I love the Three Stooges.
preparation for my celebration. I got a fistful ofReason #7: To be really funny it helps if you're
recipes for latkes!Jewish.
As far as I can tell it is okay for this old shiksaReason #6: Yiddish is a form of poetry.
and a goyim from the Midwest to celebrateReason #5: Santa is Jewish. HOra HOra HOra
Hanukkah, and the research for the music and theReason #4: I love everything Matzo.
production of the Chanukah menorah and dreidelReason #3: The Marx Brothers!
surprised me and delighted me. So I really do wishReason #2: Did I say that to be funny it helps if
I were Jewish and love that all of my Jewishyou're Jewish?